Are you tired of the political party that brought you Franklin Delano Roosevelt's New Deal?

Is Lyndon B. Johnson's Great Society just not cutting it for you?

If you answered yes to both of those questions, then you'll love The Greg Gutfeld Show's newest reform movement, "Super-Turbo-Hyper-Progressivism."

Greg Gutfeld One-Ups Dem Socialist With 'Super-Turbo-Hyper-Capitalism'

Super-Turbo-Hyper-Progressivism is the first system in which the government pays for everything, even universal health care ... for your gender-neutral therapy llama!

There's even guaranteed basic income for the dead!

And, the national anthem in this reform movement is replaced by Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved."

Social policies include: sanctuary cities for aliens, and moving all public restrooms outside into the open.

Super-Turbo-Hyper-Progressivism also bans ICE ... and ice cubes ... and the ice capades ... even former rapper Vanilla Ice!

The best part? All wars will be fought with finger guns. But if that isn't successful, the military will just hug the enemy to death.

Watch more above and don't miss more of the off-the-wall laughs on The Greg Gutfeld Show, Saturdays at 10pm ET on Fox News Channel.

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