After White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders was booted from a Virginia restaurant over her close ties to the president, The Greg Gutfeld Show played a new "advertisement" for a restaurant that discriminates based on personal preferences.

"Snubway" is the only restaurant where you can't even walk inside without being thoroughly vetted.

The background checks are so specific, the eatery wouldn't seat a patron just because he sported a man bun five years ago.

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You can also expect to be judged on your television preferences -- One couple celebrating their anniversary was rejected because "The View" was their favorite show to watch.

For those who do manage to get into the restaurant, though, don't expect to stay too long.

Snubway will learn everything about you until it finds something to disagree with, and then promptly remove you.

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