Reminder: If you're going to dump your girlfriend on a plane, there's a good chance that the Twitterverse will be following along as the ordeal unfolds.

Twitter user Kelly Keegs chronicled a couple's bizarre breakup while sitting on a delayed flight from Raleigh, N.C.

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Keegs live-tweeted the entire dramatic incident – from the initial sobbing to the introduction of mystery woman “Charlotte” to the grand finale, which culminated in a make out and lots of booze.

It sounded a lot like Elaine Benes and David Puddy on their flight home from Europe. (Vegetable lasagna, anyone?)

Read the captivating tale in its entirety below.