Jesse Watters went to the Gasparilla Pirate Festival in Tampa, Fla., which resulted in one of the most bizarre Watters’ World segments to-date.

Some of the attendees that spoke to Watters seemed utterly clueless about Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl (or “Berg Dog”) and Guantanamo Bay – aka “Club Gitmo.”

Read four of the most baffling exchanges below.

“What do you think’s gonna happen with Bergdahl?”

“It’s a mixture of some different things to try to make it be a more conservative, cheaper type of food.”

“Food? He’s a deserter, not a dessert.”

“Berg Dog? I don’t know if I’m familiar with Berg Dog.”

“Do you think [the administration] should keep Gitmo open or close it?”

“Open, so we can have fun.”

“Club Gitmo?”

“You know it!”

“Do you know what ISIS is?”

“Being alone.”

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