Funny 'I Didn't Wear Much in College, Mostly a Toga': Watters Goes Shopping
On the brand-new edition of Watters’ World, Jesse Watters dropped by a Costco Wholesale store to see what people are shopping for with the holidays just around the corner.
Check out the full video above and see some of the funniest responses below.
Who are you shopping for today?
"Everybody … we have 20 grandkids."
Watters asked a man if he spends less on the naughty children in his family.
“They’re all naughty."
Watters' recommendation for a woman doing Christmas shopping?
"Put it on the credit card. Obama’s president."
“Are any of your children musically inclined?”
“One of them’s a dancer.”
"What kind of dancer?" Watters asked.
“She’s not a pole dancer if that’s what you’re getting at."
“You get turned on when you see a sale, don’t you?”
“Oh yeah, that’s my biggest high.”
Watters remarked that this man looks like he’s into Disney’s "Frozen."
“If you put it in a shaker, might be frozen!”
A man shopping for clothes for college students asked Watters, “Would you wear it?”
“I didn’t wear much in college, mostly a toga.”
During his trip to Costco, Watters also found the perfect stocking stuffer ...
“Killing Patton” by Bill O’Reilly!