The Washington Times has reported that government workers who were busted for watching porn told investigators that they were bored and didn’t have enough work to do.

An FCC worker said he watched up to eight hours of smut per week out of boredom. A GSA worker echoed that sentiment, and a Treasury flak said he did it because he had too much free time.

“It is only in government that you could pull this off without getting yanked from your job. If this were a private company, you’d be on the street before you could clear your history,” Greg Gutfeld said in his monologue. “And so as the border crisis unfolds and the IRS scandal deepens, some glassy eyed flak lurks behind a locked door consumed by compulsion.”


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He continued, “If I were running for office, I’d run on this: the inevitable consequence of an expanding government. That’s the real pornography. A lust for preservation that grows beyond its waistband every year, and each new budget is a newer, bigger sweat suit to hide this bureaucratic blob.”

Gutfeld concluded that ”government is now a comfy man cave leaving bureaucrats with nothing to do but themselves.”

Watch the monologue and hear what the hosts of “The Five” had to say in the video above.


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