According to a CNN poll, Mitt Romney would beat Barack Obama in a rematch today, with 53 percent saying they’d vote for Romney and 44 percent saying they’d vote for Obama.

“Call it nationwide buyer remorse,” Greg Gutfeld said in his monologue. “We bought a lemon and the moment we drove it off the lot, it fell apart. I bet even Obama’s having second thoughts about Obama.”

Gutfeld said that “each crisis demanded presence, which the president delivered at fundraisers.”

While Russian President Vladimir Putin is oblivious to world opinion and pursues national popularity, Gutfeld said the opposite is true for Obama.

“It’s time for a ‘Freaky Friday’ switch,” Gutfeld said.

Watch the monologue and hear what the hosts of “The Five” had to say in the video above.