Our stomachs hurt just thinking about this story. Here's the deal: twenty-nine bars in New Jersey bars are being cited with switching out expensive alcohol with cheaper varieties. Thirteen of those are TGI Friday's chain restaurants, according to the report.

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Not so bad, you say? Not completely unexpected, you think? Okay ... but wait, it gets worse. One of the bars was mixing ... food dye with rubbing alcohol and serving it as scotch! Blimey.