Seven-year-old Josh Welch made headlines earlier this year after he did the unthinkable on school grounds: he chewed his Pop Tart pastry into the shape of a gun. Now, school district officials are making it their perogative to ensure the incident stays on his permanent record! We couldn't make this up, folks.

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Megyn Kelly reacted to the unexpected development in the seemingly innocuous case, saying (tongue-in-cheek, mind you), "These kids are evil, and they must be stopped." Anyone capable of "chewing and chewing and chewing his pastry until everybody was terrified around him" should be subjected to such ramifications, right?

Get the details from Trace Gallagher and hear Megyn's priceless reaction.

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