Funny 'We're the Two Dumb A**es': Pot Traffickers Call 911 on Themselves
Two men have been arrested for drug trafficking after deciding to get high and turn themselves in.
22-year-old Leland Ayala-Doliente and 23-year-old Holland Sward were traveling from Las Vegas to Montana with more than 20 pounds of marijuana in their car, according to East Idaho News.
They called 911 apparently thinking that cops were already onto them and in pursuit.
We first hear Ayala-Doliente greeting the dispatcher. “Hi,” he says.
“Uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border, and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like you guys to end it.
If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.”
The baffled dispatcher is then heard saying, “Okay… um….”
“If you could call one of them, I don’t know it’s getting cold out here man,” says Ayala-Doliente.
“I just want to get warm and just get on with this whole thing so…”
He then tells the operator where they are.
You already know what happens next. Listen in, and read more, here.