Ever been on a first date that went this badly?

A Toronto woman live-tweeted quite possibly the worst first date ever, which she overheard in a coffee shop.


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Anne Thériault posted some of the top lines from the date — most of which came from a man who she described as "every precious self-involved writer" who didn't ask his date even one question about herself.

The woman on the date ended up bolting out the door, explaining that she had to go check on her mother's stove.

Read how the hilariously painful date unfolded in the tweets below.